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He Shoots, He Scores, Hey Goalie, You Suck Hockey Jersey

He Shoots, He Scores, Hey Goalie, You Suck Hockey Jersey

Regular price $69.99 USD
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Product Description

Bring the energy of the rink wherever you go with this bold and unapologetic hockey jersey. Featuring the graphic "He Shoots, He Scores, Hey Goalie, You Suck", this design captures the fiery passion of the game with a touch of classic chirping. Whether you're on the ice, in the stands, or just repping hockey culture off the rink, this jersey delivers both style and performance.

Customization Options

Name and Number customization are possible! 

Meticulously crafted with hockey-specific construction, this jersey offers an authentic feel for true fans and players alike. The 100% recycled polyester fabric provides durability and comfort, while the moisture-wicking, two-way stretch material keeps you cool under pressure. With UPF50+ protection, a rounded shoulder yoke, and a V-neck collar, this jersey is made to move with you—whether you're lighting the lamp or heckling from the bench.

Features:
✔ 100% recycled polyester fabric (Eco-friendly & durable)
✔ Lightweight & breathable (4.7 oz./yd.²)
✔ Moisture-wicking & two-way stretch (Stay cool & comfortable)
✔ Relaxed fit (Designed for all-day wear)
✔ UPF50+ protection (Sun protection for outdoor play)
✔ OEKO-TEX 100 & Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified (Sustainable & high-quality)

Game on. Get yours today and let the chirps fly!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia or Mexico
• Contains 100% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, leadn and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Substantial Hockey and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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